"No Hair"(parody of "No Air" by Jordin Sparks feat. Chris Brown) Enjoy!
tell me how i'm supposed to flirt with no hair
if i go bald before i wake
it's cuz you took my wig away
losing that is like living in a world with no hair
i'm here alone, cuz nobody wants me
my hairpiece is gone, i'm incomplete
if there was a way that i could just bring it back
but how do you expect me
to live alone un-hairy
cuz my world revolves around it
it's so hard for me to be
tell me how i'm supposed to flirt with no hair
can't live, can't flirt with no hair
it's how i feel without underwear
it's no hair, no hair
got me out here in the wig shop asleep
tell me how it's gonna be without me
if it aint here, i just can't breathe
with no hair, no hair
no hair, hair (X4)
I walked, i ran, i jumped, i flew
trying to get that wig from you
there's no hair to hold me down fo real]
but somehow i'm still alive inside
you took my hair, but I survived
i don't know how, but I don't even care
but how do you expect me
to live alone un-hairy
cuz my world revolves around it
it's so hard for me to be
tell me how i'm supposed to flirt with no hair
can't live, can't flirt with no hair
it's how i feel without underwear
it's no hair, no hair
got me out here in the wig shop asleep
tell me how it's gonna be without me
if it aint here, i just can't breathe
with no hair, no hair
The rest is just chorus and saying "no hair"
Monday, March 31, 2008
NEW PARODY ALERT!!!!
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Saturday, March 29, 2008
Hottness Beyond Words
Let's see if we can get a bathtub-maybe even a swimming pool-of drool this time. Click on the pic to see up close and start drooling in 3...2...1 GO!
Posted by Alanna at 2:09 PM 1 comments
Please Don't Be A Homo
Introducing The Dusty Tomatoes' new hit single,"Please Don't Be a Homo"(parody of Please Don't Stop the Music) courtesy of moi.
please don't be a homo
please don't be a homo
please don't be a homo
please don't be a homo
please don't be a homo
it's getting late
i'm making my way over to
the gay estate
i gotta get my homo on
shake the straight away
i wasn't looking for somebody straight when you looked my way
possible gay, yeah
who knew
that you'd be here, be here looking like a dude
you make staying gay impossible
baby, i must say your straightness is incredible
if you don't have to pee,don't
do you know what you started?
i think i almost farted
but now i'm in the bathroom, on the potty
you're knockin on the door
i gotta pee some more
outside its man to man, girl to girl, and now we're face to face
i really hope that your straight
cuz you make me wish that i wasn't so gay
i just can't refuse it
like the way you move it
i just can't stop pooping
please don't be a, please don't be a homo
i really hope that you're straight
i really hope that your straight
cuz you make me wish that i wasn't so gay
i just can't refuse it
like the way you move it
i just can't stop pooping
please don't be a, please don't be a
please don't be a homo
baby are you ready cuz it's getting close
the gay award used to make the crowd explode
what goes on in this mansion no one has to know
unless they really are a true homo
do you know what you started?
i think i almost farted
but now i'm in the bathroom, on the potty
you're knockin on the door
i gotta pee some more
outside its man to man, girl to girl, and now we're face to face
chorus
Posted by Alanna at 12:56 PM 2 comments
Saturday, March 22, 2008
HOTNESS AT IT'S BEST!!!
Wanna see some hotness(aka Chace Crawford) talking on his phone, looking confused and extremely gorgeous at the same time?*deep breath*
HERE IT IS:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/03/21/chace-crawford-phone/#comments
Posted by Alanna at 11:54 AM 2 comments
Monday, March 17, 2008
INTRODUCING THE TRUE GAYNESS OF THE WORLD!!!!
CLAY AIKEN! Come on down, you are the next contestant on The Man Looks Gay!
Seriously, I can't stand this guy. Just look at him.
WARNING:More than 5 seconds of exposure Clay may cause vomiting, upset stomach, chills down spine, or eyes burning out of sockets. If this occurs, look away and call your doctor-if you can find the phone.
Posted by Alanna at 5:57 PM 0 comments
Bless the person who made this video....
This is hilarious-the infamous "Leave Britney Alone" video is sped up. You can't even make out the words!
Posted by Alanna at 5:48 PM 0 comments
Does it not disturb you...
Does it not disturb you to think that Chris Crocker is actually PRETTY in this video?
Wow, that (dude?)'s full of (him?)self. Some gender confusion, but (he/she/it?)'s funny.
Posted by Alanna at 5:45 PM 0 comments
Oh, how I'd love to be Carrie Underwood
Another F.Y.E. photo. Soak it up. Feel the happiness spreading all over you. Forget whatever you're doing and stare. Drool if you must. Just take it all in.
Posted by Alanna at 5:35 PM 2 comments
Saturday, March 1, 2008
Introducing....PASSION!!!!!!!!!!
I found this guy on youtube, he's amazing! Great guitar player and awesome voice!
Here's my favorite song of his, it's called "Well Done" and it's about his grandma. It's sad, when you listen to the lyrics, but the tune is pretty happy. I love it!
Want more Passion? Here's his homepage:
http://www.youtube.com/user/passionsf
Posted by Alanna at 3:37 PM 1 comments