Earwax on My Guitar

So,you all know the terrible,ear-bleeding Taylor Swift song called Teardrops on My Guitar,right? Well,here's is my wonderful parody-Earwax on My Guitar. ENJOY!

Drew smells like pee,I hide my smile so he won’t see,
That I want, and I need, everything that he can’t be,
I’ll bet he’s beautiful, that boy he talks about,
And he’s got everything that I wish I could live without,

Drew craps and pees, I laugh cause it’s just so funny,
That I can’t even see anything that can make me free,
He says he’s so in love, he’s finally got it right,
I wonder if he knows that he is just a great big fright

He’s the reason for the ear wax on my guitar,
The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star,
He’s the scent in the car that I can smell and don’t know why I do,

Drew walks by me, can he see that I can’t breathe?
He flaunts his B.O. so perfectly,
The kind of stink that I’m glad I can’t be,
He’d better hold him tight, make him feel the love,
Look in those hideous eyes and know he’s unlucky cause,

He’s the reason for the ear wax on my guitar,
The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star,
He’s the scent in the car that I can smell and don’t know why I do,

So I drive home alone, as I turn out the light,
I’ll get some air freshner and maybe,
Get some sleep tonight,

He’s the reason for the ear wax on my guitar
The only one who’s got enough of me to make me fart,
He’s the scent in the car I can smell and don’t know why I do,
He’s the fresh air taken up,cause there’s never enough,
And he’s all that I have to fall into…

Drew smells like pee, I hide my smile so he won’t see