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"No Hair"(parody of "No Air" by Jordin Sparks feat. Chris Brown) Enjoy!

tell me how i'm supposed to flirt with no hair


if i go bald before i wake
it's cuz you took my wig away
losing that is like living in a world with no hair

i'm here alone, cuz nobody wants me
my hairpiece is gone, i'm incomplete
if there was a way that i could just bring it back

but how do you expect me
to live alone un-hairy
cuz my world revolves around it
it's so hard for me to be

tell me how i'm supposed to flirt with no hair
can't live, can't flirt with no hair
it's how i feel without underwear
it's no hair, no hair
got me out here in the wig shop asleep
tell me how it's gonna be without me
if it aint here, i just can't breathe
with no hair, no hair

no hair, hair (X4)

I walked, i ran, i jumped, i flew
trying to get that wig from you
there's no hair to hold me down fo real]

but somehow i'm still alive inside
you took my hair, but I survived
i don't know how, but I don't even care

but how do you expect me
to live alone un-hairy
cuz my world revolves around it
it's so hard for me to be

tell me how i'm supposed to flirt with no hair
can't live, can't flirt with no hair
it's how i feel without underwear
it's no hair, no hair
got me out here in the wig shop asleep
tell me how it's gonna be without me
if it aint here, i just can't breathe
with no hair, no hair

The rest is just chorus and saying "no hair"