Please Don't Be A Homo

Introducing The Dusty Tomatoes' new hit single,"Please Don't Be a Homo"(parody of Please Don't Stop the Music) courtesy of moi.

please don't be a homo
please don't be a homo
please don't be a homo
please don't be a homo
please don't be a homo

it's getting late
i'm making my way over to
the gay estate
i gotta get my homo on
shake the straight away
i wasn't looking for somebody straight when you looked my way
possible gay, yeah
who knew
that you'd be here, be here looking like a dude
you make staying gay impossible
baby, i must say your straightness is incredible
if you don't have to pee,don't

do you know what you started?
i think i almost farted
but now i'm in the bathroom, on the potty
you're knockin on the door
i gotta pee some more
outside its man to man, girl to girl, and now we're face to face

i really hope that your straight
cuz you make me wish that i wasn't so gay
i just can't refuse it
like the way you move it
i just can't stop pooping
please don't be a, please don't be a homo
i really hope that you're straight
i really hope that your straight
cuz you make me wish that i wasn't so gay
i just can't refuse it
like the way you move it
i just can't stop pooping
please don't be a, please don't be a
please don't be a homo

baby are you ready cuz it's getting close
the gay award used to make the crowd explode
what goes on in this mansion no one has to know
unless they really are a true homo

do you know what you started?
i think i almost farted
but now i'm in the bathroom, on the potty
you're knockin on the door
i gotta pee some more
outside its man to man, girl to girl, and now we're face to face

chorus