Gossip Guys:Who's Hotter?

This is a very tough decision. Between Penn Badgley and Chace Crawford-who's hotter? I honestly cannot choose. They're both amazingly gorgeous...what do you think?

Ew.

Ok, I was watching America's Got Talent(one of my bazillion guilty pleasures)when I came across a...man...that caught my attention, to say the least. His name is Derrick Barry and he is by far the greatest Britney Spears impersonator I have EVER seen. And I've seen many Brit wannabees. Anyway, check out his audition. It actually makes the Hoff question his sexuality! And yes, this is a guy.

My latest desktop background

I had to do this. I was afraid my poor old computer wouldn't be able to take all the hottness, but it's stuck with me!

La Khanmobile's blog

Hey, check out Khanmobile's new blog at:
http://synystergatesisbeast.blogspot.com/

She updates it 24/7 so check frequently!

Shakespere is so ANNOYING!

I'm reading "A Midsummers Night Dream" for class and it's soooo hard to read! You have to read every sentence a bazillion times to get it. Anyone else having this problem?

Chalk Drawings

I forwarded these pics to almost everyone, but they wouldn't show up on Aysha's computer, so I copied and pasted them into Paint and here they are! Enjoy!

This is adorable

This is a funny video-the bunny is so cute. The song's pretty catchy, I must admit.

Schnuffel - Snuggle Song

And the award.....

And the award for the Cutest Dimples in the Entire World goes to....*opens up envelope*
GASPARD ULLIEL!
I'm serious. His dimples are mesmorizing. Watch out Oliver Goodwill, someone else is taking over my heart!!!
Check him out. No seriously,check.him.out.You know you want to. It'll make your day.

NEW PARODY ALERT!!!!

"No Hair"(parody of "No Air" by Jordin Sparks feat. Chris Brown) Enjoy!

tell me how i'm supposed to flirt with no hair


if i go bald before i wake
it's cuz you took my wig away
losing that is like living in a world with no hair

i'm here alone, cuz nobody wants me
my hairpiece is gone, i'm incomplete
if there was a way that i could just bring it back

but how do you expect me
to live alone un-hairy
cuz my world revolves around it
it's so hard for me to be

tell me how i'm supposed to flirt with no hair
can't live, can't flirt with no hair
it's how i feel without underwear
it's no hair, no hair
got me out here in the wig shop asleep
tell me how it's gonna be without me
if it aint here, i just can't breathe
with no hair, no hair

no hair, hair (X4)

I walked, i ran, i jumped, i flew
trying to get that wig from you
there's no hair to hold me down fo real]

but somehow i'm still alive inside
you took my hair, but I survived
i don't know how, but I don't even care

but how do you expect me
to live alone un-hairy
cuz my world revolves around it
it's so hard for me to be

tell me how i'm supposed to flirt with no hair
can't live, can't flirt with no hair
it's how i feel without underwear
it's no hair, no hair
got me out here in the wig shop asleep
tell me how it's gonna be without me
if it aint here, i just can't breathe
with no hair, no hair

The rest is just chorus and saying "no hair"

Hottness Beyond Words

Let's see if we can get a bathtub-maybe even a swimming pool-of drool this time. Click on the pic to see up close and start drooling in 3...2...1 GO!

Please Don't Be A Homo

Introducing The Dusty Tomatoes' new hit single,"Please Don't Be a Homo"(parody of Please Don't Stop the Music) courtesy of moi.

please don't be a homo
please don't be a homo
please don't be a homo
please don't be a homo
please don't be a homo

it's getting late
i'm making my way over to
the gay estate
i gotta get my homo on
shake the straight away
i wasn't looking for somebody straight when you looked my way
possible gay, yeah
who knew
that you'd be here, be here looking like a dude
you make staying gay impossible
baby, i must say your straightness is incredible
if you don't have to pee,don't

do you know what you started?
i think i almost farted
but now i'm in the bathroom, on the potty
you're knockin on the door
i gotta pee some more
outside its man to man, girl to girl, and now we're face to face

i really hope that your straight
cuz you make me wish that i wasn't so gay
i just can't refuse it
like the way you move it
i just can't stop pooping
please don't be a, please don't be a homo
i really hope that you're straight
i really hope that your straight
cuz you make me wish that i wasn't so gay
i just can't refuse it
like the way you move it
i just can't stop pooping
please don't be a, please don't be a
please don't be a homo

baby are you ready cuz it's getting close
the gay award used to make the crowd explode
what goes on in this mansion no one has to know
unless they really are a true homo

do you know what you started?
i think i almost farted
but now i'm in the bathroom, on the potty
you're knockin on the door
i gotta pee some more
outside its man to man, girl to girl, and now we're face to face

chorus

HOTNESS AT IT'S BEST!!!

Wanna see some hotness(aka Chace Crawford) talking on his phone, looking confused and extremely gorgeous at the same time?*deep breath*
HERE IT IS:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/03/21/chace-crawford-phone/#comments

INTRODUCING THE TRUE GAYNESS OF THE WORLD!!!!

CLAY AIKEN! Come on down, you are the next contestant on The Man Looks Gay!
Seriously, I can't stand this guy. Just look at him.
WARNING:More than 5 seconds of exposure Clay may cause vomiting, upset stomach, chills down spine, or eyes burning out of sockets. If this occurs, look away and call your doctor-if you can find the phone.

I love this shoe

Isn't this just...beyond words?

Bless the person who made this video....

This is hilarious-the infamous "Leave Britney Alone" video is sped up. You can't even make out the words!

Does it not disturb you...

Does it not disturb you to think that Chris Crocker is actually PRETTY in this video?
Wow, that (dude?)'s full of (him?)self. Some gender confusion, but (he/she/it?)'s funny.

Oh, how I'd love to be Carrie Underwood

Another F.Y.E. photo. Soak it up. Feel the happiness spreading all over you. Forget whatever you're doing and stare. Drool if you must. Just take it all in.

Introducing....PASSION!!!!!!!!!!

I found this guy on youtube, he's amazing! Great guitar player and awesome voice!
Here's my favorite song of his, it's called "Well Done" and it's about his grandma. It's sad, when you listen to the lyrics, but the tune is pretty happy. I love it!


Want more Passion? Here's his homepage:
http://www.youtube.com/user/passionsf

F.Y.E.-For Your Enjoyment.....

A HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN COLLAGE! I know, it's like christmas all over again. I made this collage(click on it so you can behold it properly) I had to cut Jessica Alba out of most of the pics.

Lucky Rachel Bilson.

Just one more...

I can control myself-I really can! I'm not addicted to Alex or anything....just madly in love with him...but I'm not crazy for that,right?

Alex Pettyfer....makes me drool...

Wow. Behold the Alex. Just shut up and behold him. He's beautiful,isn't he?

Earwax on My Guitar

So,you all know the terrible,ear-bleeding Taylor Swift song called Teardrops on My Guitar,right? Well,here's is my wonderful parody-Earwax on My Guitar. ENJOY!

Drew smells like pee,I hide my smile so he won’t see,
That I want, and I need, everything that he can’t be,
I’ll bet he’s beautiful, that boy he talks about,
And he’s got everything that I wish I could live without,

Drew craps and pees, I laugh cause it’s just so funny,
That I can’t even see anything that can make me free,
He says he’s so in love, he’s finally got it right,
I wonder if he knows that he is just a great big fright

He’s the reason for the ear wax on my guitar,
The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star,
He’s the scent in the car that I can smell and don’t know why I do,

Drew walks by me, can he see that I can’t breathe?
He flaunts his B.O. so perfectly,
The kind of stink that I’m glad I can’t be,
He’d better hold him tight, make him feel the love,
Look in those hideous eyes and know he’s unlucky cause,

He’s the reason for the ear wax on my guitar,
The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star,
He’s the scent in the car that I can smell and don’t know why I do,

So I drive home alone, as I turn out the light,
I’ll get some air freshner and maybe,
Get some sleep tonight,

He’s the reason for the ear wax on my guitar
The only one who’s got enough of me to make me fart,
He’s the scent in the car I can smell and don’t know why I do,
He’s the fresh air taken up,cause there’s never enough,
And he’s all that I have to fall into…

Drew smells like pee, I hide my smile so he won’t see

DUSTY TOMATOES!!!!

You're probably wondering why the title is...weird. The Dusty Tomatoes is the name of my new band. We do parodies and covers,mostly,but we may write a song at some point.
I'll post some parodies asap. What do you think of the cd cover I made?It's not great,but it's a start,right?

I feel so lonely...

Wow. This blog makes me feel very lonely. It's like there's a big echo everywhere. Hello(hello, hello) is anybody there?(there,there)
Am I alone?

I'm a new soul...

Has anyone seen the new Mac Air commercial? Can you believe that computer? It's so thin! I love the song. It's called "New Soul" and it's by Yael Naim. It's available on itunes right now!