Wednesday, November 26, 2008

12 Things To Consider When Making New Moon


This is Katie's list of things to consider when making New Moon(she wasn't exactly satisfied by Twilight) I can't say I agree on all of them, but I'm completely SOLD on 5,9,and 11:
1. NO FLASHBACKS! Trust that the audience is smart enough to use their imagination....hellooooooo...

we all read the book.
2. Let the actors act. Don't try to make them act according to how the book described. For example, Edward all the sudden becomes really angry after almost having sex with bella. Cue natural acting, not a forced frown. And it might be just me, but allow robert pattinson to use his real accent.
3. Soundtrack and Score needs some adjusting. More moody, guitar driven stuff (robert pattinson singing) and less songs that sound like Evanescence. it is old. let's make it more classic instead of topical. In addition, this is not an episode of the original 90210. Please, no more screaching electric guitar solos in the background to signify the drama.
4. More Jasper
5. Naked Edward
6. Hire a new Jacob OR at least tell him to simmer on the whitening strips. (thanks, mom)
7. Naked Edward
8. Deviation from the book is ok to make it less cheesy.
9. Naked Edward
10. Make it more fun
11. Naked Edward
12. Work on the twinkling Edward. He still needs to be tough. You are, however, allowed to make him naked while he twinkles.

The end.

Thanks to Katie!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

1. flashbacks r okay but descriptions make the movie better
2. i agree fully
3. Evanescence-like music is awesome for the movie!!! yes, the guitar screeching stuff isnt really the best, but theyre good for the predator themes
4. YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. wtf?
6. lol, yes
7. WTF????????
8. cheesiness sucks. totally agree
9. WHAT THE FUDGE!!!!???????????
10. it needed more of Twilightesque...we need to get the same feeling as reading the book
11. wow...
12. twinkles fine...nakedness...WTF????????

Anonymous said...

Lol, figures that KhanMobile would have a negative reaction to the best idea EVER!! : P

Actually, a naked Edward would probably make it a little. . . . um, let's say awkward if certain people saw it with their boyfriend *Cough Cough*

Anonymous said...

hey, #4 is the best idea ever

awkward w/ ur bf, lol yeh. if it was w/ ur friends, then ud be like "YAY!" if it was ur boyfriend, ud be like "Zach, cover our eyes"

Anonymous said...

Lol, or something more drastic *Shifty Eyes*

I do agree with #'s 2, 3, 4, and 10

Anonymous said...

LOL. remember whn i said "what if you two start making out? then ull miss the entire movie!" then u said "well it IS a romantic movie" LOl

Anonymous said...

Hehe, yeeeeaaaaahhhh

I've explained to Alanna why I'm almost sure that I know why NHC wants to see it with me

Anonymous said...

lol, it makes lotsa sense

does Alanna grasp tht concept?

Alanna said...

Yes, but I still believe that he either has a crush on Kristen(SunnyD would kill him) or he wants to see RPattz sparkle!
Lol, jk(about the second one)I agree with your theory SunnyD

Anonymous said...

THANK YOU!!! x D

*Sigh* I hope I can see him tomorrow. . . .

And yeah, if he likes Kristen Stewart, I'll definitely have to change that somehow!! > : (

Anonymous said...

lol, make him like Rosalie or Alice...or Jessica . . . or Jasper

lol jk

Shela said...

I second the naked Edward suggestion HAHA!

Okay, well really, I'd like to see more of our Southern gentleman. The bad acting in some parts we could do without.

Anonymous said...

i agree!! WE NEED MORE JASPER!!!!!